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 Nov 24 2006, 07:51 PM
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Post your "your mum" cusses here... Look on google or make your own one up.
Your mum's so dumb, I told her to take out the trash and she moved. |
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Nov 24 2006, 08:01 PM
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Nov 24 2006, 09:43 PM
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'Ey, Abdirauf, your moma's so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed a whole season of The Simpsons
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Nov 24 2006, 09:50 PM
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your mommas so fat, when she turns over in bed she burns her a*se on the light bulb
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Nov 24 2006, 10:00 PM
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Well your momma's so old she went to school with Jesus
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Nov 24 2006, 10:03 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 735 Joined: 29-August 06 From: Lincoln, UK Member No.: 2,377 Gizmondo Owner: Yes My Points:11 |
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Nov 24 2006, 11:30 PM
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Well YOUR momma's so ugly when you were born, the doctor slapped HER!
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Nov 24 2006, 11:43 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 735 Joined: 29-August 06 From: Lincoln, UK Member No.: 2,377 Gizmondo Owner: Yes My Points:11 |
QUOTE (Jensonb @ Nov 24 2006, 11:30 PM)  Well YOUR momma's so ugly when you were born, the doctor slapped HER! Yo Mama's so fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer |
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Nov 24 2006, 11:51 PM
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your mamma so fat that i have to roll over twice to get off her
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Nov 25 2006, 12:28 AM
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Your momma's so dumb she bought a PS3!
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Nov 25 2006, 12:44 AM
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Your mum's like a petrol station, I pay she pumps!
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Nov 25 2006, 01:38 AM
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Group: Members Posts: 2,883 Joined: 2-December 05 From: London, England Member No.: 897 Gizmondo Owner: Yes My Points:1 |
I ate your mum.
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Nov 25 2006, 01:45 AM
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 ur momma's so fat, i had to drive round her and ran out of petrol!! |
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Nov 25 2006, 02:14 AM
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Well YOUR momma's so dumb she bought an NES rather than a Wii!
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Nov 25 2006, 09:01 AM
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Your mum soooo fat she is welll fat
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Nov 25 2006, 10:27 AM
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your momma's so fat she; knocked the earth out of orbit *then farted it back in again*
your momma's so fat when she sunbathes she doubles as an airport and planes land on her your momma's so fat when she craps it takes out the whole street your momma's so fat when she walks it causes earth quakes your momma's so fat when she farts it causes mass destruction your momma's so fat when she farted it blew out the sun like a candle your momma's so fat she knocked half of britain in the ocean your momma's so fat she sleeps on a football pitch your momma's so fat her living room is a drive in cinema, her ass takes up the whole car park these are all original pug jokes copyright material all rights reserved 
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| Guest_Tommi_* |
 Nov 25 2006, 11:00 AM
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**cries**
im telling my mummy.... 
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Nov 25 2006, 12:06 PM
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your mamma`s so fat i gotta tie a rope to me foot to find my way back out
your mamma`a so fat she goes to the car wash for a shower |
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Nov 25 2006, 01:36 PM
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Your momma's so ugly when your dad's in the room he makes her wear a bag on her head.
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Nov 25 2006, 04:03 PM
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Group: Staff Posts: 4,281 Joined: 10-September 05 From: sunny scotland Member No.: 591 Gizmondo Owner: Yes My Points:34, vote for me :) hehe |
your momma's so fat your dad had to extend the house a mile or two
your momma's so fat her shopping cart is a fork lift your momma's so fat her breakfast could feed the nation your momma's so fat you can no longer tell what end is what your momma's so fat she won the largest whale in the world competition your momma's so fat when swimming at the beach she caused a Tsunami your momma's so fat she needs her own postal code your momma's so fat her furniture is made from reinforced concrete your momma's so fat she gets used as a *100 person at a time* bouncy castle your momma's so fat the world stoped spining and started wobbiling your momma's so fat she puts a whale to shame your momma's so fat the people of newyork thought a king kong film was being made your momma's so fat her car is a eighteen wheeler truck your momma's so fat the alien ufo couldent abduct her your momma's so fat astomoners thought a plannet had hit the earth your momma's so fat her farts could wipe out the universe your momma's so fat we found out that she is what causes a solar eclipse your momma's so fat ? to be continued 
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