It Wasn't Me, It Was Dietrich! Options

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After all his funny excuses, the funniest one is actually true... Yes, Dietrich is real. The following articles will explain.

***FOUND BY GizzedUp***

"Dietrich" sentenced to jail for Gizmondo crash:

Trevor Michael Karney – aka, The Elusive Dietrich – has been sentenced to jail by an LA judge for misleading police in the 162MPH crash of that $1.5 million Gizmondo Ferrari Enzo. Besides lying to police about his involvement as a passenger, the 27-year old German playboy also fled to Ireland before sneaking back into the US through the Mexican border in search of some tasty bud and cool waves. The sentence? 30 days, which roughly translates to a punishment of tickling by virgins until the onset of bellyache by the time the appeals process is through.

Elusive 'Dietrich' supposedly found, arrested after fleeing Gizmondo crash:

Some 16 months after we heard the last crazy twist in the Gizmondo crash fiasco, it looks like the case may finally be winding down. After searching high and low for a "mysterious witness" known only as Dietrich -- who, if you'll recall, supposedly fled the scene after he crashed the Ferrari Enzo in question -- LA county police now have reason to believe that Trevor Michael Karney may actually be this elusive (and fictitious) character. As fate would have it, it seems that Karney lied to the boys in blue on the night of the crash, when in fact, he was the passenger that was "using a video camera to photograph Eriksson driving at speeds of up to 162mph." Of course, fibbing to the fuzz and resisting arrest aren't exactly angelic deeds, so it looks like Mr. Karney will too have his day in court soon enough.

After studying Gizzology for months i can't believe i didn't even notice this...

Regards,

-Modzilla

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After all his funny excuses, the funniest one is actually true... Yes, Dietrich is real. The following articles will explain.

***FOUND BY GizzedUp***

"Dietrich" sentenced to jail for Gizmondo crash:

Trevor Michael Karney – aka, The Elusive Dietrich – has been sentenced to jail by an LA judge for misleading police in the 162MPH crash of that $1.5 million Gizmondo Ferrari Enzo. Besides lying to police about his involvement as a passenger, the 27-year old German playboy also fled to Ireland before sneaking back into the US through the Mexican border in search of some tasty bud and cool waves. The sentence? 30 days, which roughly translates to a punishment of tickling by virgins until the onset of bellyache by the time the appeals process is through.

Elusive 'Dietrich' supposedly found, arrested after fleeing Gizmondo crash:

Some 16 months after we heard the last crazy twist in the Gizmondo crash fiasco, it looks like the case may finally be winding down. After searching high and low for a "mysterious witness" known only as Dietrich -- who, if you'll recall, supposedly fled the scene after he crashed the Ferrari Enzo in question -- LA county police now have reason to believe that Trevor Michael Karney may actually be this elusive (and fictitious) character. As fate would have it, it seems that Karney lied to the boys in blue on the night of the crash, when in fact, he was the passenger that was "using a video camera to photograph Eriksson driving at speeds of up to 162mph." Of course, fibbing to the fuzz and resisting arrest aren't exactly angelic deeds, so it looks like Mr. Karney will too have his day in court soon enough.

After studying Gizzology for months i can't believe i didn't even notice this...

Regards,

-Modzilla

lol i think i read about this ages ago

i originaly thought he was tellin porkys and i was like wtf when it was true lol