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 Nov 25 2006, 05:07 PM
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You're totally getting them off the net
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Nov 25 2006, 05:11 PM
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Your mom's so fat, she wanted a water bed, so the company through a blanket over the atlantic ocean.
Your momma's so fat that she irons her clothes on the driveway. Your momma's so old AND fat that she found an Intellivision in her ass fat. Your momma's so scary, the King took one look at her and frowned. 
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Nov 25 2006, 05:13 PM
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Your momma's so old, in her day they used holes in the ground as toilets
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Nov 25 2006, 07:44 PM
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Your mum's so ugly , her parent's had to look away and feed her rice with a slingshot.
Your mum's like a mobile phone, first she was Virgin now she's pay as you go. |
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Nov 25 2006, 08:56 PM
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HARSH! I'm totally using that one
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Nov 25 2006, 09:24 PM
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Which one?
Your mum's so fat , when she walked past the telly I missed 3 episodes. |
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Nov 25 2006, 09:44 PM
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The mobile one
My telly one was better, I said a whole season of The Simpsons |
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Nov 25 2006, 11:53 PM
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your momma so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death
your mommas so fat when she goes to the beach green peace try and throw her back in |
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Nov 26 2006, 09:01 AM
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QUOTE (Jensonb @ Nov 25 2006, 05:07 PM)  You're totally getting them off the net nope i think all of my things up my self  ok some may have been said first but i dont cheat hehe Oh i ment wot i said my jokes are copyright protected by pugman jokes inc lol just "kiddin"  hehe ok continues with originaly thought of jokes your momma's so old she looks like our ancestors the cave men your momma's so fat she made oprera look like a bikini model your momma's so ugly your dad is frankenstien *what!!! thats all she could pull* at the time your momma's so ugly and fat starwars fans thought she was Droopy McCool and wanted autographs your momma's so dam ugly not even horror movie directors would use her as the monster in the films your momma's so fat she absorbs any thing that touches her your momma's so ugly Scientists thought they found a new species of animal your momma's such a hoe she takes the intire usa in a night for *free* My jokes rule...... |
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| Guest_Tommi_* |
Nov 26 2006, 02:04 PM
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your momma is..... just........ no....
**shudders** |
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Nov 26 2006, 02:40 PM
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Your mum's so dumb, she was thought I was an arcade game, she gave me coins and started playing with my joystick.
I thought that one up myself!!! |
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Nov 26 2006, 02:50 PM
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Abdirauf, I think she just got confused by the "Will allow handjobs for coins" sign I stuck on the wall behind you.
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Nov 26 2006, 03:59 PM
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LOL.
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Nov 26 2006, 04:08 PM
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Thankyou, thankyou, I'm here till Friday. Try the ribs
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| Guest_Tommi_* |
Nov 26 2006, 04:16 PM
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**pokes a stick into jensons ribs**
mmmm.... squidgy human...... 
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Nov 26 2006, 04:46 PM
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Get your filthy stick off me you damn dirty HUMAN!
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Nov 26 2006, 11:11 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 4,701 Joined: 6-September 05 From: 25 mins from giz store Member No.: 577 Gizmondo Owner: Yes My Points:46 |
Your mum is so fat, she makes King Kong look like an action figure.
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| Guest_Tommi_* |
Nov 26 2006, 11:42 PM
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i'm not even gonna start on ur momma.......
im not that nasty.... |
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Nov 26 2006, 11:50 PM
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Group: Members Posts: 4,701 Joined: 6-September 05 From: 25 mins from giz store Member No.: 577 Gizmondo Owner: Yes My Points:46 |
This whole topic is to post your 'your mamma' cusses.
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| Guest_Tommi_* |
Nov 26 2006, 11:59 PM
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but.... but.....
i cant say these things...... |
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